what’s the deal

If you were looking for a thoughtful piece of literature to read, this is not that. Sometimes I feel like every time I post something it needs to be meaningful in some way or take a lot of brainpower, but today I just want to post this dumb list of sentences. Enjoy.

what’s the deal with the weather

what’s the deal with turning on the heat because you’re cold and then you immediately got overwhelmingly hot, and then you turn it off and get super cold again

what’s the deal with getting hot flashes at night. I’m 20! no need for pre-menopausal activities, alright?

what’s the deal with period cramps

what’s the deal with men

what’s the deal with people getting mad at comedians for being funny

what’s the deal with politicians being rude for the fun of it

what’s the deal with politicians

what’s the deal with fashion I literally can’t keep up

what’s the deal with groceries being expensive

what’s the deal with leggings

what’s the deal with my water bottle leaking when I take a sip. like I’m doing what you want me to do

what’s the deal with superhero movies

what’s the deal with people not liking all the same things as me

what’s the deal with new yorkers

what’s the deal with women in business not getting their asses up and working

what’s the deal with people who don’t like cats

what’s the deal with having a successful career

what’s the deal with Anna Wintour. do we think she’s gonna retire … ever?

what’s the deal with people graduating high school that I knew when they were like twelve

what’s the deal with pants getting tighter when you wash them

what’s the deal with men. did I already say that?

what’s the deal with the act of cooking taking so long

what’s the deal with someone stealing my girl scout cookies???

what’s the deal with 40 degree weather feeling like 80 degrees one day and 15 the next

what’s the deal with my eye twitch

what’s the deal with people not having the exact same opinion as me all the time

what’s the deal with having to get up every day and DO something

what’s the deal with eggplants. quite the aggressive presentation to taste like almost nothing

what’s the deal with some fridges keeping your food fresh for weeks and others making your strawberries moldy almost immediately

what’s the deal with my dog. why is he angry all the time

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